a horrible old hag who has no idea about the basic tenets of criticism or youth tries her hand at reviewing the delightful, albeit over-marketed Ellen Page vehicle, Juno. She makes a mess of it, and all over it, resulting in the literary equivalent of one of those videos where the guy tries to skate down a railing and crotches himself. This is collegehumor.com of reviews. I feel guilt, but not regret, for exposing anyone to it.
Phyllis Schlafly reviews Juno